The Foundation
The world runs on these three. So do we.
Survivors
Still here. Still irreplaceable.
GentooCompiles for anything. The deepest way to learn Linux.Alpinemusl. 5MB. Container standard.TailsAmnesic. RAM-only. Zero trace.OpenBSDPledge, unveil, pf. The most audited codebase on earth. Never compromised.
Available via Tebian Menu → Virtualization & dual boot
Server Management
Manage what runs, what stores, and what ships.
The Killed
Distros we replaced. And why they died.
UbuntuDebian + Snap + Canonical. We skip the middleman.
ArchRolling = breaking. Stability wins. AUR via Distrobox.
Fedora6-month forced upgrades. Corporate backing. No thanks.
Enterprise LinuxRHEL, Rocky, Alma — sell liability, not technology.
MintUbuntu + theme. We go straight to Debian.
Pop!_OSGaming stack + GNOME. Install via Tebian Menu instead.
ManjaroArch with training wheels. Still breaks.
EndeavourOSArch installer with a GUI. Still Arch underneath.
FreeBSDZFS, DTrace, jails — Linux absorbed them all. Even TrueNAS moved on.
KaliJust tools. apt install nmap metasploit. Done.
ParrotKali with a theme. Same tools, more bloat.
NixOSGit is your reproducibility. Declarative config is a full-time job. Not FHS compliant.
GuixSame idea as Nix but in Lisp. Twice as academic, half as useful.
openSUSEYaST, Zypper, BTRFS by default. Different for different's sake.
Voidmusl + minimal? That's Alpine. runit is cool, not enough.
SolusIndependent distro. Tiny team. Uncertain future.
ZorinUbuntu + Windows theme. We don't pretend.
elementaryUbuntu + macOS theme. Same trick, different skin.
MX LinuxDebian + XFCE + tools. Just use Debian.
antiXMX without systemd. We respect the cause, not the result.
DeepinPretty DE. Chinese telemetry concerns. Pass.
QubesFor one-off anonymity, use Tails. For a hardened daily driver, harden Debian.
WhonixTwo-VM Tor overhead. Tails does it cleaner.
Tiny CoreAlpine is 5MB and actually usable. This is a curiosity.
PuppyRAM-based. Old hardware. Old everything.
TempleOSNot Linux. God's temple. Rest in peace, Terry. The temple still stands somewhere in Tebian.